Full Tang Live
Full Tang Live
Men: does this sound like a good plan?
Since my fortune is almost gone, got no job, no car, live in a piece of s**t trailer full of roaches and raccoons and only eat Spam and Fritoes, I’ve decided to move back in with my old GF. She seems to think that we will get married after maybe a year (ha! fat chance) but in that time at least I will have hot meals, a car to drive and a clean house to sleep in. When she’s in a good mood she even buys me beer. As a bonus I’ll get steady poon-tang when ever I want. Honestly, is this not the dream plan of all time? How could this go wrong? After a year I’ll just pick a big fight with her and bust up again!
Clevis my old pal. Go live with her now but before the year is up find a new babe to move in with so ya never gotta go back to the old trailor.